Talyplar

Gitler

14 years ago

Shempanze ejesinden sorayar:"eje ,name uchin hemmeler bizi gorkunch goryarler?" ejesi:"goysana oglum,sen shu wagt shu yazgyny okayany bir gorseding..."

Gitler

14 years ago

Hemishe gyzlardan nama garashmalydygyny bilip bolanok-gyzjagashamy ya oglanjyga...

Gitler

14 years ago

Ya soygini sayla,ya urushy,ya olam bolmasa oylen:olaryng ikisem bolar

Gitler

14 years ago

Blondinka telewizoryng ongune gelip oturyar, shol wagt tv-de peredacha bashlayar:"salam hormatly tv tomashychylar. Siz bizing ... Programmamyza tomasha edyangiz." shol wagt blondinka geng galyp:"baaa... Olar mening bu peredacha seredyanimi nirden bilyarkaler?"

Gitler

14 years ago

Ozum terjime etdim welin,o diyen gulkunch bolmady oydyan:-( ay borlay,hany sizem yazyng

tmheart

14 years ago

only three doors
an airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. the route they were flying had a layover in another city. upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

the next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. he knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. she answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "you can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "why not?"

the stewardess replied: "there are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'do not disturb'!"

tmheart

14 years ago

ýaltanýanda mart...((((((
bolmasa menem kän başga dilde ýazmagy halamok welin...

Gitler

14 years ago

Tmbashy, sen daly ruhdan dushdungmay:-|

tmheart

14 years ago

hää näme boldy gitler?

Gitler

14 years ago

Wiy, dali bolmaly dal, doly bolmaly... Sen anektody terjime etmani yaltanyang welin, shondan diydim

Scheisse

14 years ago

lol that is so hilarious, eeew im so frightened if i were there

Gitler

14 years ago

Yene inglischeda... Tm-che yazayyngow

tmheart

14 years ago

:) aý indi öňki ýaly höwes bilen giremoga bärik. bilemmok ýa döwri geçendir ýa-da döwrüm geçendir. ;)
bilýänle men bolmasamam talyplar dowam etjegä şeýle dälmi?

şu wagt bilýänle gitler içinden diýýändir:
sen bolmasaň senem jan... :) :D (kiddin)

Gitler

14 years ago

Ay yok, beya diyemmok men... Tersine, uzak eglenmegingizi isleyan

tmheart

14 years ago

hä näme içiň gysýamy? ;)
sen näçe ýaşyňda wapşe?

Gitler

14 years ago

Ongem nache gezek aytdymay 18 diyip.

tmheart

14 years ago

:D :)
sebäbi talyplar'da bäri mart...
13. raýon (13th district)

Gitler

14 years ago

Rayon #9

Gitler

14 years ago

Ultimatium...

tmheart

14 years ago

:) menä taha bolaýyn :D :)

tmheart

14 years ago

menä gangstere meňzämok welin... ýene-de

tmheart

14 years ago

:) :D
haýsyňyz polisiýa bolýaňyz..

Gitler

14 years ago

Huligan men...

tmheart

14 years ago

aý men bolduma Taha
gitler gijä galdyň :P

Gitler

14 years ago

Onda men kim?

tmheart

14 years ago

scheisse, do you speak turkmen? if yes, write in turkmen, if no, then get the hell outta here! got it, man!
sawyer | 2009-08-16 12:15:42

sawyer u don't need to be so impolite :)
we çan tell him another way ;)

Gitler

14 years ago

Yene bashladyngda... Bolya onda,ertir gelerin men. Bolmasa sawyer syr achmagy gowy goryar oydyan. Yzymdan gybat edaymang, sag bolungB-)

tmheart

14 years ago

dawaý gitler gijäň rahat

eý sawyer habar ýokdyr dost

margaritka

14 years ago

Arada haywanlary owadanlar we akyllylara bolyalermish. Hemmesini bolupdirler in sonunda maymyn galypdyr. Muna sen name uchi ortaada galdyn diyseler.Maymyn:
- Men ika bolunip bilmerin-aa, diyya:)
Durmushynyza bir damja yylgyrysh getirip bilme umytlarym bilen...

kirligozel

14 years ago

margaritka sizem men yali urodmi? yada owodonmy? men soroglommy gen gorme yone.

kirligozel

14 years ago

halch agam gullurip bilen bolsom bolyala,,
bu saytyn admini kim bilenokmi bu saytda script ulonson bolyami? bilenzokmi.

kirligozel

14 years ago

yok hic zat pozjok bolomok.

dokmacy

14 years ago

ependiň aýaly begzat ýaly köp enteýän ekeni. onsoň biri ependä şapyladypdyr. ependi bolsa:
"ýok-laý, köp gezýän bolsa käwagt bize-de gelerdä " diýipdir.

:)

Gitler

14 years ago

Entaber,entaber,entaber talyp... Dunyaning bar keypi entemekdedir...

begzat

14 years ago

Tuweleme, meni indi anekdotlarada yetirdiniz.

tmheart

14 years ago

bää şeýlemikä gitler? ;)
senem ýa entemegi söýýänlerdenmi?

Gitler

14 years ago

Ay yok, tmbashynyn bir goshgusyna mengzetdimlay:-)

dokmacy

14 years ago

täze türkmen žargonunda "entän" narkoman diýmek bolýar

Gitler

14 years ago

Goysanay, cyndanam???

Gitler

14 years ago

Ha, sheylemi,meng uchin

Scheisse

14 years ago

sawyer, do u wanna step outside have real talk?
and who the F@%k are u anyway?

Scheisse

14 years ago

Scheisse (German Non-litrature word)
and it's tranlsted in english as SH*t

Scheisse

14 years ago

P.S : I'm very apologizing to all administrators For using language content but that Son of B%@$h is have issue

dokmacy

14 years ago

çaga dil bitýärmiş.
ýaňy "ata-ata" diýipdir weli atasy ölenmiş. "ene-ene" diýipdir weli enesi ölenmiş.
ejesi bilen kakasy hem indi haýsymyzyň adyny aýdarka diýip gorkup ölümlerine garaşýarlarmyş.
soňunda çaga "kaka" diýipdir. kakasy ölmändir diýýär.
aýaly hem "kakasy biz ýok ýere yrym edipdiris. olaryň kazasy dolandyr-la" diýip ärine göwünlik beripdir.
äri hem " aý, ýok-la goňşy öldi ahyry" diýipdir. :)

Gitler

14 years ago

Ha ha ha... Dushundim dokmacy...:-D

dokmacy

14 years ago

gowuja degişme eken. täze eşitdim

Gitler

14 years ago

Agam, ashgaban nahil? Yerinde durmy..

dokmacy

14 years ago

aşgabat poka ýerinde ýöne türkmenbaşynyň (şäher) ýerini üýtgetjek bolýarys

Gitler

14 years ago

O name diydigin? Awaza bilen birlesyami ya?

dokmacy

14 years ago

täze türkmenbaşy şäheri guruljak bolýar. ýagny köne tbşy täze türkmenbaşy, ady hem üýtgemegi mümkin. düýn habarlarda berdiler. täze şäheriň ýer gatlagyny anyklamak işleri geçirilýär şumat

tmheart

14 years ago

bää täze proýektmi ol dokmaçy?

Gitler

14 years ago

Tmbashy adyny ayyrmak ucin edilyan gotberenciliklay bary... Gaharym gelya shunga...:-/

dokmacy

14 years ago

hawa swežiý proýekt şol

buşlugymy aljakdyryn :)

Gitler

14 years ago

Bushtlugynga yalngysh eken dokmacy, ol tmbashy dalde serdar shaheri ekena:-) sowgatsyzja galdynmy? ;-)

dokmacy

14 years ago

talyplardan aňsat sowgat alyp bolasy ýok-la bolmanam, şu ýyl tkm geliň, menem size sowgat taýynlap goýdum :)

Gitler

14 years ago

O nahili sowgat? Tm-dan yangy gaytdyma...

dokmacy

14 years ago

gelenler-ä uwlaşyp ýör-how, sowgady göterip bilmän :)

Gitler

14 years ago

Aydayda agam, birden siz bu zatlary bize aydyp uwlamars yaly edersiniz?!

dokmacy

14 years ago

gaplaňjan oýun edýän-le senem-ä

dokmacy

14 years ago

täze türkmenbaşy şäheri guruljak bolýar. ýagny köne tbşy täze türkmenbaşy, ady hem üýtgemegi mümkin. düýn habarlarda berdiler. täze şäheriň ýer gatlagyny anyklamak işleri geçirilýär şumat

AýDANYM DOGRUDYR GITLERE üNS BERMäň

Scheisse

14 years ago

dude u gotta be kidding me, ok anyway i'll answer it for you:

1st: None of your business who am I?
2nd: Also like the first questions answer
3rd: no matter all that I cant write and can write (as if i permitted in here to write in english, if i were doing against the law then show me the rules of this forum so I knocked up)
4th: actually I am a turkmen I was born in 1982 and moved in here in 1993 (United Kingdom)
5th: What if i were female what would you say?
6th: I named it myself whatever i want on my nick names, (so you got on issue with that?)
7th: Apparently all i can say i'm your neighbor at the next door
8th: that is my personal detail and it's not your bossiness what i'm doing here
9th: Sure i do (except some of the people that i've found weird/rude replies from this site 5 people on and even includes you as well)
10th: see my profile , i opened 1 topic and as u know that it's about activity stuff

all right here the main things tell you i already introduced some of this user site so if you like hear my profile in her
ICQ: 578788449
and btw im the person who like quiet and polite to each other but what i've found from you it's quiet makes me bit a disappointing and i did saw you first time here.
so i'll be in touch

Scheisse

14 years ago

admins and who are they?
specify pls

Scheisse

14 years ago

well i meant how many admins does this forum has ?

Scheisse

14 years ago

well apparently im male

Adybeg

14 years ago

well apparently im male
Scheisse | 2009-08-18 20:44:28

beh nikin nejis ekenay dost :P :D

Gitler

14 years ago

:-)

Scheisse

14 years ago

-> -> -> ->

dokmacy

14 years ago

bir gole ullakan okuz bolupdir diyya, onson oban gyzlary koceden gecse utanan bolup, yashulilar gecse 'salowma' diip, yashulilar bilen selalige turup, obada biri yogalsa otuny iyman ..

ehh pahyr nurishka(
shazada36 jogap 650 okalan 2007-10-21 02:15:44

yzyny bilýän ýokmy

dokmacy

14 years ago

nasreddiniň aýaly diýseň görmeksiz eken.
bir gün agşamara ol uzak wagtlap aýalynyň
ýüzüne seredipdir sen, name, maňa beýle
kän seretdiň diýip. aýaly ondan sorapdyr
şu gün men bir owadan aýala uzak wagtlap
seretdim gözümi aýyrjak bolsamam hiç aýryp
bilmedim indi şol eden günämi ýuwmak üçin
oňa näçe wagt sereden bolsam, şonça wagtam
saňa seretýärin diýip, nasreddin jogap
beripdir.

marjina

dokmacy

14 years ago

ependi täret kylanda bir aýagyna suw yetmändir.onsoň ol ýeke aýakda durup
namaz okamaga başlapdyr. ependi, bu näme
etdigiň diýip ondan sorapdyrlar.
çep aýagym täretsiz diýip, ol jogap
gaýtarypdyr.

marjina

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